sensitive beer

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Post 1 by AngelKisses (An angel with no Halo) on Monday, 01-May-2006 1:01:31

Three hicks were working on a telephone tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."

Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.

Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"

"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.

"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"

Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."

She said, "No, I'm not a widow!"

And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.

Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Monday, 01-May-2006 8:18:36

Good 1 smile

Post 3 by guitargod1 (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Monday, 01-May-2006 17:24:05

hahahahaha! very good!

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 01-May-2006 18:12:31

lollol!

Post 5 by Bryan (This site is so "educational") on Monday, 01-May-2006 18:50:04

hahaha